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No 1
I'm jealous of my parents,
i'll never have a kid as cool as their
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No 2
I don't always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
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No 3
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-)
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No 4
When I joke they take it seriously.
When I am serious they take it as a joke..
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No 5
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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No 6
That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song :)
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No 7
Was going to rob a bank today
but the pen was chained to the desk.
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No 8
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life,
unless I buy something.
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No 9
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
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No 10
Yes, I agree.
Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
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